Poncho and Scribble's House

*If you don't like dogs, this is not a good fit for you. The RV has an artistic and colorful interior reflective of our personal taste. It is joyous and clean with a great collection of weird art. It has one bedroom with two connected twins=king size bed. There's a cover for the skylight, black blinds and a privacy curtain which allows for adequate darkness for light sleepers. There's also a day bed creating a space for a second sleeper. Vegetarian kitchen. There's a full kitchen with microwave and we have a strict no-meat policy. No cooking meat, no fish, no chicken allowed to prevent smells from permeating the interior. Also, no delivery meals that contain meat can be brought on board. For our scent-sitive guests… we see you. While we're not 100% scent-free, but we make a strong effort to keep it neutral. If you tend toward heavy perfuming and/or cologne... please don't. I appreciate that it is a LOVELY scent to you, I probably love it too, but if it lingers when you have left the RV, it will require a deep cleaning. There's a very small shower in the SMALL bathroom with a hint of a tub that’s good for a foot soak, but not much else. The hot water heater holds five gallons of hot water at a time so… timing is everything. The RV is an older model, 2007, but we keep it very clean and cozy, just know that there is usual wear from many years of use. The RV sits on our half acre property surrounded by cedar trees and gardens which are open to guests. We offer a fire pit on the back end of the property and there is a private sunbathing/cold water soaking tub area for hot afternoons and a meditation/yoga room for relaxing and centering. Nothing too fancy, just good spaces to relax, nap and unwind. We offer free WiFi. We are on the river, surrounded by nature and it’s very peaceful, but this is a city. We live under a flight path, private jets and small planes can be heard occasionally throughout the day. We love them. We also live by a park, so the usual park noises can be heard. There are also lots of chirping birds. All things considered, it's a deeply peaceful place in a beautiful setting. Our guests tell us that they have the best sleep of their lives on the RV. ALSO, our neighborhood does not have easy access to public transportation. There is a parking space for a car, possibly two. Our neighborhood: There is a paved path that extends for several miles in both directions and we have so many beautiful parks along the river. 5 minutes north is the Georgetown neighborhood that is bursting with great restaurants, taverns, wine rooms, art galleries, summer festivals and MORE. The Museum of Flight is about a mile away and is one of our favorites. Southcenter Mall is about 12 minutes south of us in the shopping district where you can find grocery stores and many restaurants. We also have hiking trails within 20-30 minutes of us in any direction along with a plethora of options for nature lovers. We'd be happy to share our favorite hiking/biking trails. West Seattle is a 20 minute drive and offers shopping, restaurants, lots of great parks and the ever-popular Alki Beach, a hot spot for tourists and locals alike. We’re 15 minutes from downtown, depending on traffic. And I know that the larger majority of people are respectful and will be great guests, we just have to state the rules clearly for those who are less civilized. -OUR DOGS are 20 pounds each. They are friendly and adorable, but any dog-fearing folks or people with allergies might not be comfortable here. -No guests, no parties. 2 people only. -No illegal activity. Sorry. -No smokers or vapers. The smell clings to you... whether you notice it or not. -No meat, including chicken or fish, on the RV.

There is a rice cooker, small crock pot and all the basics; large pot, saucepan, plates, bowls, utensils. There are settings for two, but not much else. Super simple, glamping style... We'll do our best to accommodate special requests.